Epistle to the New Age

Cable News

I have to take a break here in my gospel according to Saint Timothy. Yes, I'm a Saint, after death, of course, which hasn't taken place at this point in time on the present tape. The reason I'm taking a break now is the Six o'Clock News is about to go on. I'm afraid I've become addicted to cable news ever since this complete stranger, Chester W. Claypoole ('Call me Chet'), arrived one day with a television set which he proceeded to rig up in my bungalow just back of the cathedral. I'm Bishop of Macedonia, as you will know in time if you are not lucky enough to be in time already.