God and Me

I go to Church about once a fortnight. Whereas Catholics are supposed to attend Mass every week, I'm not sure what frequency is required by my lot—the Church of England—although I'm confident that the standard must be laxer When I started writing this article I decided to try and find it out but, this being the Church of England, the press officer I called didn't know for certain. 'There is some kind of prescription for attendance,' he said, racking his brains, 'but I'm not sure what it is. You're definitely supposed to go on Easter Sunday but... I'll get back to you.'